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Dig Demotivational Poster


YOUR CIRCLE -




DIGNITY -


TAGS: taxi cab dignity commi3
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 2:05 pm
I heard Jimmy Carr say this once. I love the picture that you chose for it, too.
Zetmonk - December 30, 2011, 7:50 am
Excellent. Almost makes me wish for his ability to miss the obvious.


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


MEDIA -


TAGS: news media latest digital news
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

gas - August 19, 2011, 1:44 pm
always look on the bright 5ide!


DIGITAL SLR CAKE - Now you can have your camera and eat it too


TAGS: digital slr camera cake eat
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 3:53 am
It says Nikon, but it could be a confectionery knock off...
ceesixtyfour - August 24, 2011, 11:29 pm
lmao @ Merlyn
MerlynLeRoy - August 24, 2011, 9:05 pm
The cake is a Leica?


DIGNITY - Check.


TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by suzieq

GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.


INCONCEIVABLE - I Don't Think It Means What You Think It Means




WE ARE SQUIRRELS - We have nuts, can you dig it ?


TAGS: we are squirrels can dig
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Budog

ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:56 am
Yeah, we get it. Stop commenting on your own posters & things will go much better.
Budog - September 22, 2011, 6:58 am
Warriors 2 The Sequel...


DIGNITY - No matter how far in you put your head, you won't find it there




DIGNITY - This bunny has none...do you?




GLASS HALF WHAT? -




Igorot -


TAGS: indigenous personnel living old school
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 26, 2014, 6:18 pm
Researched Hunzas. Similar, yep. See PM
GaryO - October 26, 2014, 5:46 pm
sounds somewhat like the Hunzas


Hug -


TAGS: hug everyone dig hole
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - April 1, 2014, 6:21 pm
Very Good 5 Underground L's


Ya Know What They Say -


TAGS: husbands fighting digging deep beat
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 4, 2014, 8:17 pm
Must be the ****s during flu season for poor Moo(?). Fortunately none of us have to bare witness to what comes out...he's got a missus to do that now.
Greeny - April 4, 2014, 5:44 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo comes out the same on both sides!
spacedog - April 3, 2014, 6:05 pm
It didn't get either of us. On the little kids side you get funny little stars "****", but on the grown up side... You get ****, piss, f***, ****, ****sucker, m**********r, and t***.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:10 am
Thanks sod...have to give the ex a little credit, the rose bush looks beautiful every year...teehee.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:09 am
Balls! It got me too.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 12:07 am
Haha..you tried to spell ****. Thanks for the vote and giggle.
Oldsod - April 2, 2014, 10:23 pm
TOUCHDOWN! 5L
spacedog - April 2, 2014, 5:55 pm
Mary, Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow? With 5ilver bells and ****le5hells, and bodies under each row.


HE'S EATING THE FLAG!!! - Our dignity is being violated! Stop him!




yes, i have a question.... -


TAGS: cell phone digital generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - October 13, 2013, 9:36 pm
So true, most folks around me prefer digital, and I’m stuck in the ‘50s, where I prefer to still gain immediate perspective of the 12 hrs
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:23 pm
My son is 33, and he's confused by a clockface! Something happened while we weren't looking.
spacedog - October 13, 2013, 12:42 pm
HA! Not to mention spelling. X5ellent.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 13, 2013, 12:01 pm
That is so true - sad, but oh so true. 5o'clocks


MARDI GRAS -


TAGS: beads masks mardigras
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

holymoly - February 23, 2012, 10:12 am
This poster reminds me of how the freaks in Hollywood almost seem normal once you've been there long enough
Airman - February 22, 2012, 5:01 pm
I certainly have... I used to live in Southern and Northern CA
holymoly - February 22, 2012, 4:25 pm
@Airman..... Ever been to Hollywood Ca. ?


THE IRONY? - The dog's name is dignity.


TAGS: lost dignity
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by AlphaRC211092

wampyre - June 4, 2010, 8:39 am
toy breeds have it bad. not as bad as others. but still bad.


Dignity -


TAGS: dignity plastic shoes leaking holes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:05 pm
'Cause its funny! ^!
JesusWept - May 4, 2016, 1:23 pm
Oh! Umm...eh...i'm sure you look absolutely dashing in them!! (Crap! Why did i make this one??)
MissPriss - May 3, 2016, 3:11 pm
What are you trying to say...I wear flippies!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:48 am
Thanks!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
Fantastic, UP yours


DIGITAL RADIO - The SOLUTION to the PROBLEM, that didn't EXIST! Because we just couldn't find those DEAD-SPOTS with ANALOG RADIOS.


TAGS: digital a***og police 1st responder emt fire
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by 440wakeup

pzykosiz - October 15, 2010, 1:46 am
someone understands. 5l's


HEY - Why no Sirius?


TAGS: even the joker can dig howard stern
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 4:20 am
"Drunken Tiger passes out and growls deeply" That's the secret move of Shaolin insomniacs. Speaking of which, I'm going to try to turn in. G'night.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 4:14 am
"Drunken monkey kisses floor fighting style!" (falls over face first onto floor)
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 4:10 am
Yes, we'd be lightning fast...the fight would be over before it even began. Sadly, it would end in a loss, but a cat-like quick loss.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 4:04 am
We would probably hit the ground before hitting anyone else.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:58 am
style pwns. He bobs and weaves like he's unsteady, but he's really ready to move on the drop of hat...or a fist. lol I wonder how drunk I'd have to be to try that ****.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:56 am
Badass! Old school, with some awkward sound affects, but still ten times better thean anything I saw in Tuxedo. lol and he was drinking from that bottle the whole time. "100% proof, just like I like it!" Really, I loved the fluidity of his motion. drunken
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:40 am
Yea, look up the Drunken Master end fight scene, usually places in the top ten greatest always.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:39 am
Wow, just watched the clip. That **** is cool! I love it when they throw some realistic moves in there, like the arm-bar and the guillotine. Nice. If I have one weakness, it's a good fight scene.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:36 am
You could try, but succeeding and trying are two different things entirely.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:35 am
can do half that **** when I'm drunk...until I'm drunk, lol
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:34 am
O, wait...I got the title wrong. I was talking about Forbidden Kingdom, lol. Legend of the Drunk Master, I should check that out sometime. Drunken masters are an interesting paradigm in Martial arts movies...and video games. Personally, I don't think I
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:32 am
And this is just a kick a** scene from another martial artist, Donnie Yen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99i8qqctSY
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:31 am
Or his terrible one with Jackie Chan, Forbidden Kingdom. Chan kicked a** in Legend of The Drunken Master though.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:31 am
Yeah, those tend to be better. He wasn't in Iron Monkey, was he? Anyway...One time,because I have a nephew, I actually had to sit through one of his painfully American films...Hidden Kingdom.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:27 am
I prefer Hero, or his Chinese films.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:27 am
lol I just drank Bud and watched the ball drop on TV...and Jet Li's Fearless for some reason.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:25 am
I'm still drunk and just got back from my New Years party. GO ME
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:24 am
Man, do you guys realize that we're making the first comments of the new decade! For once, insomnia is paying off...big time.
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 3:21 am
Hell yeah, it is. I've been trying for DAYS to get Motifake to accept it for my avatar! I'm hanging onto this one for a while for that reason alone.
MrRandom - January 1, 2010, 3:17 am
And now its Baraka produce?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 3:13 am
No problem, Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 2:52 am
Radio, it's sirius business. lol 5L, but never use Johnny Cage or Scorpion. Cheap. jk Scorpion is the man, "Get over here!"
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 1:14 am
That's okay, Moo. I once hated you for a second, too.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 31, 2009, 8:32 am
For a second I hated you Veggie, Then I read closer......5L
Faceplant31 - December 30, 2009, 5:08 pm
Agreed i ROR with this one. 5Golden Sirius dogs
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 4:29 pm
Thanx a bunch.
sickartist - December 30, 2009, 4:19 pm
Perfect twist on a tired old joke 5L


YOUR EX-LIFE -


TAGS: clam digger pearl diver life
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:14 am
agree, 1L
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 3:12 am
A pair of careless... dammit, who the hell approved this crap?


Sho -


TAGS: digs in
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 11:08 am
Oooooh! You got Sho's number there, lol.
Sho - January 27, 2014, 2:36 pm
It's the thought that counts. Definitely :D. 5/f
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:16 am
And they love you, monkey girl (yer gonna be in some...soon. thanky, Miss P
MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 11:06 pm
I 5L love these Mr. Gary.
GaryO - January 26, 2014, 5:25 pm
Thanx guys
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 4:49 pm
Nice one, Gary! L L L L L
rerun - January 26, 2014, 4:40 pm

love it


Digitized Digits -


TAGS: gas prices digital
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 3:02 am
They really don't, Priss. Why back in my day we played baseball with stones. :-D
MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:56 am
People don't realize how easy they have it do they crotchety.


WISDOM -




This 4th of July -


TAGS: 4th of july independence day land fireworks indigenous people of turtle island
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

rerun - July 4, 2013, 12:02 pm

Amsome, hey...pass the coleslaw


Reminiscing -




30 PIECES OF SILVER -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am
Excellent!


Charity and Dignity -




DIG IN - "Find your place on the planet, and take responsibility from there". Gary Snyder




YOU'RE RIGHT CUBBY -




FATT MATT - We are all just residents of his planet


TAGS: chicks dig him
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - March 31, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL @ Face 5L
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm
Its called a tribute to a great contributer ya ja****s!
dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 7:31 pm
And they approved this why?
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 5:26 pm
Thx Air! As soon as that b**** gets done rowing me home she better be making me 15 sammmiches...


DIGNITY - Hold me for a second, I think mine is down here


TAGS: dignity
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by mike34

ICEMAN - March 22, 2011, 11:28 pm
130285


AND MOTIFAKERS WE SHALL BE - For thee my Lord, for thee So we shall flow a river forth to thee Teeming with our posters shall it ever be




IT'S THE CAR, RIGHT? -


TAGS: avatar car ride chicks dig the car
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by TheCharnstar

TheCharnstar - May 25, 2010, 7:12 am
Dang Claire, you're right. I'm not surprised actually, I thought it was obvious
Claire - May 24, 2010, 10:41 pm
Already been done.


LOVE TRIANGLE - IT'S ELECTRIFYING!!!!!


TAGS: x men hellion surge prodigy
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by trekkiegirl89

crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 8:02 pm
Now that would be funny.
rerun - October 30, 2012, 8:01 pm

Heck, maybe I should invite aggy back to dispute this?
crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 7:58 pm
It's been 2 years trekkiegirl. Let it go. You'll feel better, I promise.
crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 7:57 pm
ROFL Space. =)
GaryO - October 30, 2012, 10:35 am
Uh, trekkiegirl89, the ***bs….when?…..Wait….2012 minus 1989…..ah 23…….OK, when?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2012, 8:21 am
Woah, woah.....lets not get ahead of ourselves. We should give her ***bs a chance. JK, don't sweat it trekkiegirl. There's no chance you'll see Aggy around here again. Just relax and enjoy the network. (But don't make anymore anime posters)
caveman - October 30, 2012, 6:05 am
If i wanted to see natural ***bs i would just take off my shirt and look in the mirror...........wait, what?
trekkiegirl89 - October 29, 2012, 11:30 pm
I'm A WOMAN! This was just some nasty rumor started by some douchebag cuz he was jealous of a woman who showed balls! I'm back to squash it. Does anyone want to see a picture of my natural ***bs?? No? Ok.
Greeny - October 29, 2012, 9:51 pm
You mean boxers, right?
BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:39 pm
The operation was successful?
spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:36 pm
Uh... You know that last comment of his is two years old, aaaaaand he hasn't been around for over a year either....but hey, at least your panties aren't still in a bunch.
trekkiegirl89 - October 29, 2012, 7:27 pm
Hi, agdaniele...remember me? "The guy"? I'm back..and I'm a moti-girl! And I reported you for slander. Have a nice day.
trekkiegirl89 - October 29, 2012, 7:26 pm
excuse me, I'm trekkiegirl89 and this user named agdaniele accused me two years ago for being a guy. That accusation is false and I want that person reported. I was using my brother's computer which is why the IP was registered to a male
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 11:18 pm
Slow your roll. I live near Nellis AFB, and I'm very accustomed to red flag days. Gotta save your ammo for the right targets.
trekkiegirl89 - July 15, 2010, 11:16 pm
My point is this: I'm a FREAKING WOMAN! And I don't need to prove that to you or anybody else in this community! No one asked me if I was a girl. I never asked u. Why do you care so much? I'm telling u the truth!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 11:13 pm
Slow your roll, dude. Lotsa caps don't make a point.
trekkiegirl89 - July 15, 2010, 11:11 pm
@agdaniele:HEY!!! I WOULD APPRECIATE IF U WILL STOP FLAMING ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE!!! I AM A GIRL, LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! UR JUST JEALOUS BCUZ I MAKE BETTER MOTIFAKES THAN U. I'M NOT MAD; I'M KINDA FLATTERED. BUT ACCUSING ME OF BEING A GUY IS KIND LOW!!!
thatonechick - July 15, 2010, 11:00 pm
Who we jumping on? I'm kinda irritable. And apparently mentally unstable...
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 10:55 pm
I wasn't talking about you haha. I remember the days before the internet. In some ways, I miss them.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:55 pm
AND... I have the gift of being raised in a social, not internet, environment. You can see this stuff from a mile away.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:54 pm
Kung Fu - come on now... we're sharper than anyone thinks. A lot of tools at our disposal behind the scenes.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 9:48 pm
Ah. What a fool.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:47 pm

the IP is registered to a male
Kung-Fu Devil - July 15, 2010, 9:45 pm
I'm confused... How do you know it's a dude?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
Abandon this username, and enjoy this site... grow, learn and improve. If you chose to remain on this username, and pump out male crap... then you and your IP will be banned.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:42 pm
There is someone called Bennychick who acted like a girl and wouldn't change the story. I banned him for not shaping up. Trekkiegirl... I'm going to pose the same challenge to you...
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm
God...NOOOOOOOO!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:37 pm
I hope so... I'm all moti-ho***!
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:36 pm
is briton back?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm

a rose by another name.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:33 pm
I gave this a 5L because of the balls it took for a dude to submit this junk under the username of a chick.


IT -




SUPER POWERS -


TAGS: digby the banded wood snail maybe its the wood part
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:21 pm
LMAO!!! Should've saved that comment for Friday.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 6:20 pm
Lift off in 2333 ... 2332 ... 2331
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:19 pm
5 snail trails!


HELLO -


TAGS: inigo indigo
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Charles (thanks Jeff & Kib)

Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 12:51 am
Oh man!!! I am now shock.
Seabear - August 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Nice play on Inigo.
Claire - July 20, 2009, 11:12 pm
I love linguistic jokes.
Humor Interprator - June 7, 2008, 4:39 am
They made the pic purple, it's a play on phonics... Seems they Too were hooked!
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 1:56 am
snap!


DIGNITY - $6.55/Hr can buy a lot of it


TAGS: dignity minimum wage
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by holly9000

LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 8:49 am
But people already point at my car when I drive by and call it the "Wienermobile"...you mean that's not the same?


DIGNITY -


TAGS: dignity homeless woman
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 1, 2015, 11:14 am

Thanks, everyone.
concern3 - October 1, 2015, 6:28 am
this made me sad but it's a 5er
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 5:55 am
Vernon, this is grand. I'll come sit by ya, but just keep yer hands to yerself.
Sho - September 30, 2015, 11:47 pm
oh this is beautiful


Buzzard Questions Dogma -


TAGS: thinking rebel questions the paradigm
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - October 24, 2014, 8:31 pm
Always causes me to question when people say, 'Well we always did it that way'.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 8:21 pm
The Fun Police wouldn't approve!! LOL!


SCIENCE -


TAGS: stop action digital camera gossip
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:21 am
Nice a 5er


IDENTITY -


TAGS: boxed fate judgementalism paradigm labels
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 28, 2014, 1:09 am

Two of my favorites are 166884 and 166885. You might like them, too.
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:55 pm
De nada. Just reading through posts and read it again. Depth, current, real. Great image. Just slapping a five seems, well, disrespectful. I bow before thee m'lady, in humble appreciation. Now, that said, am a man... can we do it again??? :-{o)))
lgvernon - October 27, 2014, 11:42 pm

And I really thank you for that~~
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:28 pm
I wanna vote again. Derned honest injun programming. I *really* like your prose.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:37 am

Thanks, Mr. G.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am

Ah, the double entendre...
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am

Ah, the double entendre...
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am
5L
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am
Messing with the box next door to me would be nothing but trouble.
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 4:42 pm

That wishful thinking'll get you every time. No such luck, buddy. But thanks for the nice compliment.
GaryO - October 21, 2014, 4:28 pm
Geezus, thought this wuz yer obit for a minute there; ‘L. G. Vernon 2014’..whew. Nice prose. (I’ve been in the box next door. Looked better thru the sheer curtains)
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 2:26 pm

Thank you. A lot.
Thedge - October 21, 2014, 2:24 pm
Like it. A lot.


Gold Digger -




native reflections -




IT'S ALL BLUES -


TAGS: indigo blue blues azure cobalt
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Oldsod - April 24, 2015, 9:43 pm
Austin City Limits, about 1983 or so. Playing "Lennie," as I recall (from the video).
mizzdizz - April 24, 2015, 9:14 pm
SWEEEeeeeet! 5 riffin' lions!
Greeny - April 24, 2015, 5:51 am
25 years? Now I got the blues...


Missy's Back! -


TAGS: miss priss prodigal daughter returns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:03 am
She's playing American football and is 'halfbacking'
Reality Lord - June 16, 2015, 8:16 am

aaaaaaaand she's gone


CONGRADULATIONS -


TAGS: vampire wendigo chupacabara werewolf soucouyant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - March 31, 2017, 7:45 am
The internet is never wrong
JesusWept - March 29, 2017, 5:34 pm
CongraDulations? Another word for the Motifake vocabulary. Let's put it next to Amsome and Shyt :))
Silverheart - March 29, 2017, 1:15 am

That's some mighty creative spelling you got going on there.


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